Doctor, doctor. I 've just eaten 5 red snooker balls, 4
browns, 3 yellows, a pink, 2 blacks and a blue and i don't feel
well.
No wonder, you're not eating your greens.
Doctor, doctor. I feel like a packet of
biscuits.
You must be crackers!
Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking that I'm an aeroplane.
Come down to earth, man!
Doctor, doctor. are you sure this
cream will get rid of my spots?
Well, I can't make any rash promises.
Doctor, doctor. I've got a lake, a meadow and some trees
growing on my cheek.
Don't worry. Its just a beauty spot.
Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm
a 40 watt light bulb.
You're not very bright, are you?
Doctor, doctor. I think I'm a dog.
Lie on the couch
I can't. I'm not allowed up on the furniture.
Doctor, doctor. My wife
thinks she's a lift.
Send her in
I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
Doctor, doctor. I keep seeing double.
Sit on
this chair.
Which one?
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