Which Dessert looks at you while you Eat it?
Eyes Cream!

What do you call a crab with a red suit and a white beard?
Santa Claws.

What do u call an angry lion?
Don't call it any thing. Just run away.

What is a Ghosts  favourite desert ?
Boo-Berries and I scream!

What is a mummy's favourite kind of music?
(W) RAP

Why were the basketball players so hot and sweaty?
Because their fans went away!

Why Didn't the nose make it to the volleyball team?
He didn't get PICKED!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!

Where do pigs leave their vehicles?
In a car PORK!

What lives under the sea and carries people around?
An OCTObus

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